+ The scene in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' where Paul Reubens' character is staked is one of the funniest moments in film.
+ New York City pizza and New Jersey pizza are exactly the same. I need time to deal with this fact.
+ People rarely ever change. When they do, it's usually for the worse. It's best to stay exactly the same (unless that entails some serious self-destruction that will most certainly lead to some serious dying.)
+ I enjoy one-liners. I wish I was a stand-up comedian though I think I would fail miserably at that profession.
'You're farm league and she's the MLB. You're a high school bench warmer and she's the NBA.'
+ It's fun to mix-up cliches'.
'You can take your pipe all the way to the bank and smoke it.'
'When the going gets tough the tough decide that there's plenty of fish in the sea.'
+ New York City pizza and New Jersey pizza are exactly the same. I need time to deal with this fact.
+ People rarely ever change. When they do, it's usually for the worse. It's best to stay exactly the same (unless that entails some serious self-destruction that will most certainly lead to some serious dying.)
+ I enjoy one-liners. I wish I was a stand-up comedian though I think I would fail miserably at that profession.
'You're farm league and she's the MLB. You're a high school bench warmer and she's the NBA.'
+ It's fun to mix-up cliches'.
'You can take your pipe all the way to the bank and smoke it.'
'When the going gets tough the tough decide that there's plenty of fish in the sea.'
'The bigger they are the more you should take their two cents and avoid them like the plague.'
+ How can anyone be a teacher when none of us know anything for sure?
+ Everyone has someone they like better than they like you.
+ Horror movies from the 1970s/early 1980s make life a little bit sweeter.
+ Asian mafia members have the right idea...hiding your tattoos is way cooler than displaying them for all to see.
+ Sometimes things are worth the hype. Slumdog Millionaire is one of those things.
+ Catching up is better than the redundancy associated with normal friendship. I wish I could have friendships that last a few weeks then end then start again then end then start again...
+ New Jersey is unknown to people who weren't raised here. The idiosyncrasies of this place transcend the normal superficial tendencies that people passing through see.
+ TURKEY BURRITOS!!!!!!
+ How can anyone be a teacher when none of us know anything for sure?
+ Everyone has someone they like better than they like you.
+ Horror movies from the 1970s/early 1980s make life a little bit sweeter.
+ Asian mafia members have the right idea...hiding your tattoos is way cooler than displaying them for all to see.
+ Sometimes things are worth the hype. Slumdog Millionaire is one of those things.
+ Catching up is better than the redundancy associated with normal friendship. I wish I could have friendships that last a few weeks then end then start again then end then start again...
+ New Jersey is unknown to people who weren't raised here. The idiosyncrasies of this place transcend the normal superficial tendencies that people passing through see.
+ TURKEY BURRITOS!!!!!!
