Sunday, April 4, 2010

Early Morning Animosity by Christopher Peselli

Lexi is a doosh.
Lexi smells like an armpit sandwich.

Miles is Satan.

Jamie is a hippie and smells like dirt.

Dave is a bacteria.

Max is a carnivore and likes to eat small dogs such as Miles (Satan).

Dave & Jamie are equally r**arded and both fall asleep early like Grandma.

Yes.

Mikey = (pile of shit)

Dave & Jamie = The View couch section but worse than Barbara Walters and Jay Behar.

Jamie likes to fog-up windows.

Mark = Towelee from South Park.

Lexi chews like a donkey and smells like a poopsicle x2.

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